Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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