I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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