kristin has been a bad kristin
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
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I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
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Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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