what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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