are you still at the devil's house?
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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