Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
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And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
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Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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