You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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