he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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