he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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