Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
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