Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
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The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
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he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
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