He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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