super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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