I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
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He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
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you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
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