I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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