Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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