well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
false alarm, still single
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