I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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