Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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