Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I've blown a few things in my day
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
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