dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
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thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
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We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
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