had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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