Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Two words: nipple clamps
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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