I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
send nudes
from the living room?
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