Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
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she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
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She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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