Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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