how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
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