she looked like the bat from fern gully.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
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Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
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Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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