: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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