How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
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