would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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