Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
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