Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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