The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
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