so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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