Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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