I must be too annoying 4 u.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
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I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
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Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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