She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
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Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
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Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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