absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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