Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
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