Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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