Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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