Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
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Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
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I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
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