you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
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She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
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well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
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