that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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