it's too hot outside to masturbate.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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