I swear she didn't look like that last week.
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
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