dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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