In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
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Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
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Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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