Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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