he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
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just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
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I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
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