I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Sorry my hands just texted you
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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