we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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