America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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