At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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