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Hoooooo maaaaan

(313): View more from Michigan

Yes?

(248): View more from Michigan

I'm retarded. Again.

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(949): View more from California

...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail

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ps not my toothbrush awkward.

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(714): View more from California

It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

you definitely held a convo with a hobo

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we have a secret handshake

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(571): View more from Virginia

I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive

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(630): View more from Illinois

He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.

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(613): View more from Ontario

Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'

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(540): View more from Virginia

Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.

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I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.

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