Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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