It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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