I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
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just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
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I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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