It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
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tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I'm at about main and main street
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
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Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
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